We+all+know+that+girl...


 * who has sex with more people than she can count on both hands.
 * that spreads easier than butter
 * who prefers not to ride shotgun
 * who lies without remorse
 * that perfers hap//penis//rather than happiness
 * who doesn't believe in picture retakes
 * who has two watermelons on her chest
 * that lets everyone know what bra she's wearing, or isn't
 * who changes her hair color to match her mood
 * that owned many pugs in her lifetime
 * who's life is just so fucking complicated
 * who sucks more dick than a gay guy on Broadway
 * that looks asian?
 * who has downs...
 * who's made it through the alphabet, twice
 * who's got more rim jobs than my car
 * who is pure of nothing, I mean nothing
 * that tweets more often than my cockatoe
 * that's following her mother's footsteps
 * needs to start rehab, for more than one thing
 * who's either high or drunk or both
 * who bit a dick with their snaggle-tooth
 * always has an excuse
 * that skips therapy for a quick fuck
 * who has someone up her ass, no pun intended
 * who makes it all about her
 * who makes everything a compe-freakin'-tition
 * who has it worse than you AT ALL TIMES
 * that prefers sloppy seconds
 * who fucks with her friends current and ex-boyfriends
 * who has kissed a girl, or two
 * who has run out of jobs to do
 * that makes even the dirtiest whore look good
 * who has a fake tooth
 * who has had a guy under every one of her tight little skirts
 * who sold her soul for attention
 * that has car problems
 * who she thinks everyone wants to be
 * who's lives across from one school, but goes to another?
 * who thinks it's cool when her boyfriend's clothes fit her
 * that has 20 different colored contacts
 * who flirts with teachers
 * who tried to fuck the trainer...twice